1 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,523 Subtitle: haroldpoi 2 00:00:57,013 --> 00:01:00,850 Wow. Look how many white people he has here. 3 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:06,105 - It looks like table coffee. - Or like an episode of "Friends". 4 00:01:06,272 --> 00:01:08,133 Lolo, don't get lost. 5 00:01:09,799 --> 00:01:13,236 Hello! You must be new in town, huh? 6 00:01:13,403 --> 00:01:17,657 Not in the country. We came from California and we speak english 7 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:20,035 Great! Us too! 8 00:01:22,946 --> 00:01:26,753 Just wondering… Are you Chinese? 9 00:01:28,293 --> 00:01:31,171 - Yes. - Nice. 10 00:01:31,538 --> 00:01:36,138 Just asking if you have a problem your daughter playing with our daughter? 11 00:01:37,835 --> 00:01:43,257 We thought Audrey might want to to meet her. Audrey, say hello. 12 00:01:55,994 --> 00:01:57,755 Shall we go to the slide? 13 00:02:04,302 --> 00:02:07,418 The slide is prohibited Let yellow ones rise! 14 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:10,081 Come on fuck it! 15 00:02:15,521 --> 00:02:17,421 Do you want to be friends? 16 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,733 WELCOME TO SIXTH PRIMARY 17 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:40,028 My grandfather's name is Joe like my dad. He loves trains and has gout. 18 00:02:40,148 --> 00:02:45,017 - Why don't you look like your family? - Because I am adopted from China. 19 00:02:45,183 --> 00:02:51,540 I would hate to be let go. Her mom didn't want her. 20 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:55,934 are you ok 21 00:02:57,930 --> 00:03:02,580 Let's go get fucked. You don't have to prove nothing to these losers. 22 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,742 MORE LIKELY TO SUCCEED 23 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,690 LAWYERS-ASTERIA Audrey Sullivan 24 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,961 MORE LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED 25 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,397 WHITE HILLS ATHLETIC CLUB 26 00:03:56,803 --> 00:04:01,024 - 10-4. Come on, boss. - Are you sure you are ready for China? 27 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:08,447 - They do everything differently there. - I'll close the deal. Relax. 28 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:15,412 Damn it! My Virgin Mary! 29 00:04:15,579 --> 00:04:19,416 - Grocery game. Good match. - Good match, boss. 30 00:04:19,783 --> 00:04:25,631 Thanks, Kevin. Mike C. Mike D. Mike Jay. Michael. Josh. Dave. And Dave. 31 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:27,930 Michael again. Nice to see you. 32 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:33,201 11-4. You got my ass again, Sullivan. I didn't expect that... 33 00:04:33,321 --> 00:04:37,016 - From an Asian woman? - No, I would say from a lawyer. 34 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:40,834 - Are we allowed to say "Asian" now? - We are not allowed to say anything anymore. 35 00:04:40,954 --> 00:04:47,443 So plug it in! I'm an ally. I shop at 99 Ranch Market. 36 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:51,948 I really appreciated my birthday party Mulan themed. 37 00:04:52,115 --> 00:04:56,344 Are you happy to go to Beijing? I didn't expect you to speak Chinese. 38 00:04:56,511 --> 00:04:59,538 I have a good relationship with mandarin. 39 00:04:59,705 --> 00:05:04,595 What do they say in Mandarin? the "I'm good with Mandarin"? 40 00:05:05,669 --> 00:05:10,048 I did an hour on Duolingo. 41 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:18,098 - Close ChinaWave and become a partner. - You're a little late, man. 42 00:05:18,265 --> 00:05:24,271 After all that work, you knew it. But you should move to los angeles. 43 00:05:24,438 --> 00:05:29,066 That would be fantastic. I thought it would be nice for a change. 44 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:32,486 You will love Los Angeles. It has Chinatown, 45 00:05:32,653 --> 00:05:37,325 Thaitown and Koreatown. It's like being in Asia. 46 00:05:38,284 --> 00:05:44,165 - I hit his dick! - Your dick sucks, you asshole! 47 00:05:44,332 --> 00:05:48,332 - Closed ChinaWave and became a partner. - Relax, I'll do it. 48 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:52,298 Big account. It's helpful that you speak Chinese. 49 00:05:52,465 --> 00:05:56,176 A friend of mine is coming along and she will act as my interpreter in Beijing. 50 00:05:56,343 --> 00:05:59,596 - Is he a professional interpreter? - Very professional. 51 00:05:59,763 --> 00:06:04,851 I want to put your balls in my mouth and gargle them like chewing gum. 52 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:12,692 What are you doing, boss? I send an animoji to Baron Davis with a cute bear. 53 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:19,574 I want to drip honey on my horns, because i'm a bear 54 00:06:20,441 --> 00:06:23,650 - You don't understand what I'm saying. - Who is Baron Davis? 55 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:27,706 Basketball player, twice NBA All-Star. He plays in China. 56 00:06:27,873 --> 00:06:31,949 Let's go to Beijing and I will learn his language. 57 00:06:32,069 --> 00:06:36,173 Kat can help you with interpreting. He lives there now. 58 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:42,721 Katherine Huang, your famous friend. Actor. Cultural woman. 59 00:06:43,088 --> 00:06:45,391 Lolo 2.0. 60 00:06:46,257 --> 00:06:50,304 It is very important to me to be professional all the time. 61 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:52,620 Audrey, I'm with you. look at me 62 00:06:53,722 --> 00:06:58,169 - You're thinking about a dick. - You're right. But I'm a professional. 63 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:01,936 I will show you my latest work. He is in the restaurant. 64 00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:11,593 Lollipop cat. Like a cute cat, but… Language? 65 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:16,245 Ready for it? Look closer... the lotus. 66 00:07:16,412 --> 00:07:19,590 - Oh, wow. Vagina. - Petals of the vulva. 67 00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:24,294 And this is my masterpiece. 68 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,661 Playground for adults! 69 00:07:28,807 --> 00:07:31,351 Is it our playground? 70 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:35,439 - Yes, my friend. Look, sandbox for tits. - It's chaotic. 71 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:41,987 I inspire chaos and challenge fetish in our Asian sexuality. 72 00:07:42,154 --> 00:07:46,867 - It's too busy. - I hope someone buys it. 73 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,994 If you need money, you can work here 74 00:07:50,114 --> 00:07:55,833 I'm a starving artist. I can bring a project to Beijing. 75 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,295 - It is a very important… - Business trip. 76 00:07:59,415 --> 00:08:03,098 OR… Maybe our first annual buddy trip? 77 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:06,977 You and me, Romy and Michelle, Bert and Elmo. 78 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:12,558 Ernie. An annual trip would be great, but then you have to raise money. 79 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:16,937 - You will collect by staying at my house. - And I'm so grateful. 80 00:08:17,057 --> 00:08:20,357 But maybe I don't want to to stay in White Hills all my life. 81 00:08:20,477 --> 00:08:22,539 - This is our house. - Right. 82 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:27,527 - Lolo, you will not bring your art here. - It wasn't Audrey's house. 83 00:08:27,647 --> 00:08:30,950 - Get it out of here. We have to get ready. - Okay, I'm coming. 84 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:36,831 - Shall we leave it here like this? - I'm not a radiologist! 85 00:08:39,784 --> 00:08:44,063 - For Audrey! - I'm so proud of you. 86 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:48,008 You shouldn't have had a party. We'll be back in four days. 87 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:53,322 Going home is important. I'm glad you're taking Lolo with you. 88 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:57,101 We brought hong du bing. They are red bean cookies. 89 00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:01,521 - For Audrey first. - Thank you. They look very tasty. 90 00:09:02,606 --> 00:09:06,777 - Will I like them? - No, because you are almost white. 91 00:09:06,944 --> 00:09:11,490 Do you have a wine time pillow and picnic basket. 92 00:09:11,657 --> 00:09:15,660 - Say all the characters of "Succession". - Logan, Kendall, Shiv, Roman… 93 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:20,415 I thought I'd show pictures of Audrey since her last visit to China. 94 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:25,620 The Chens don't want to see them. It's for us! 95 00:09:27,046 --> 00:09:31,660 It was the first time you held her. God, I'm going to cry. 96 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:32,807 Cute. 97 00:09:32,927 --> 00:09:35,972 - Who is she? - My biological mother. 98 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:40,439 - Why have you never shown it to us? - It's not that important. 99 00:09:41,236 --> 00:09:45,605 - Your adoption office is in the back. - Yes. 100 00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:50,172 - Should we take them for information? - No, I don't want to. 101 00:09:50,685 --> 00:09:56,491 When we were little we talked about a big one adventure to find your mother. 102 00:09:56,611 --> 00:10:01,496 Because we were children. Now we are adults and we got over it. At least me. 103 00:10:01,616 --> 00:10:05,584 Why would I want other parents? when I have the best in the world? 104 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:09,001 We love you, honey! 105 00:10:09,121 --> 00:10:10,921 - Sandwich! - Sandwich! 106 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:18,304 - Whites. - To Audrey's health and her career. 107 00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:22,207 To the best daughter and lawyer in the world! 108 00:10:22,374 --> 00:10:25,369 And Lolo might need a lawyer one day. 109 00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:28,336 Have the money ready for the guarantee! 110 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:40,450 Guess who's going home. If you are in Beijing… 111 00:10:40,616 --> 00:10:47,290 and you have a nice dick or pussy, send me Audrey, say hello. 112 00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:55,211 I can't stop thinking the picture with your mother. 113 00:10:55,331 --> 00:10:58,551 - Don't you want to look for her? - No. 114 00:10:58,718 --> 00:11:03,648 Lolo, I… Sorry. Remember it's a business trip. 115 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:09,803 - Dedai is coming with us, by the way. - What? Dedai, your cousin? 116 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:14,766 Will visit friends. Her parents asked me to look after her. 117 00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:16,533 I know what you're thinking. 118 00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:22,340 Long hair. It was a while ago and Dedai is different now. 119 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:30,666 It has changed. She likes music. K-pop. BTS. It's over Army. 120 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:35,212 It's super cool now. Her energy has completely changed. 121 00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:39,107 - Hi, Audrey. - Dedai! 122 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:47,932 - So you're flying with us? Just for the flight? - Yes, the joy is mine. 123 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:51,436 In Beijing you will meet your bts friends huh? 124 00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:55,481 Yes, Jinderalla88, JHopesGirl and SugalsMyDaddy. 125 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,901 - Internet people? - They are my friends. 126 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:02,768 I was at Jinderalla88's wedding on Zoom. She married a pillow. 127 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,660 They are not real people. He just wants to hang out with us. 128 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:12,998 Once we land, Dedai will leave and there will be only you and me. 129 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,752 - Am I allowed to have a lighter on the plane? - It's probably forbidden. 130 00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:20,756 - My hair, my hair. - We'll check the other two. 131 00:12:20,922 --> 00:12:25,022 I'll take these. We have priority, so I'll see you at the gate. 132 00:12:25,351 --> 00:12:28,751 - Will you send me money for these? - I'll sneak you snacks. 133 00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:51,773 I have never been surrounded only by Asians. 134 00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:56,290 We look like everyone else and we will probably become one with the crowd. 135 00:12:56,457 --> 00:13:02,253 Here they know how to distinguish the Chinese by the Chinese in the US. 136 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,365 Hong Kong Chinese. Bluetooth. 137 00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:11,479 Shanghai Chinese. Upper class. Taiwanese people. Weird, but cute. 138 00:13:11,946 --> 00:13:16,823 - What kind of Chinese are they? - Do you want them to cancel you? They are Koreans. 139 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:19,721 It's Howdy Fun! The K-pop group! 140 00:13:19,888 --> 00:13:22,788 They all have the same face. That's how you get it. 141 00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:28,488 - Why do they pass so easily? - Why are Howdy Fun! 142 00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:33,297 Where are we going? 143 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:38,330 We will visit my friend Kat in the studio of "The Emperor's Daughter". 144 00:13:38,497 --> 00:13:42,318 I love this series. Cool. Okay, let's go! 145 00:13:46,546 --> 00:13:52,877 You said only about the flight. He will come with us now? Kat knows nothing about her. 146 00:13:53,044 --> 00:13:58,900 - Do you think Kat will fight? - You two have a lot in common. 147 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:03,592 - You are both very sexual… - Released? 148 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:08,031 - Jumped with Nick and Joe Jonas. - Not with Kevin? I'm not impressed. 149 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,051 She has a tattoo on her vagina! 150 00:14:12,396 --> 00:14:16,267 What? Does she have a tattoo on her pussy? 151 00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:20,371 I shouldn't have said that. Forget it. 152 00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:24,334 Yes. We will never speak of this again. 153 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:29,037 What plan does he have? Does it have color? Bright? Big, small? 154 00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:34,851 Are pussy tattoos more common than i think? Has she? Do they have these? 155 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:42,592 He had ideas when he went there or let the tattoo artist decide? 156 00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:45,841 Horizontal, vertical, optical illusion. It looks like a vase, but then an old woman. 157 00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:46,961 Stop it. 158 00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:55,864 I think about it a lot and I won't stop talking about it. 159 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,330 Now we will visit this minaret with the tattoo. 160 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:02,286 THE EMPEROR'S DAUGHTER 161 00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:12,838 I will never marry you. You better kill me. 162 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,205 As you wish. 163 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:19,760 Chunhua. I will save you. 164 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:25,266 - Leave her alone! - I'm not afraid of death. 165 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:29,396 I can't kill someone as pure as you. 166 00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:40,388 Cut. 167 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,662 - Well done! Do it again! - Audrey? 168 00:15:45,929 --> 00:15:52,002 - Oh my god, perfect! You are a star. - You are a star lawyer. 169 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,638 Reunion of besties. 170 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,972 What? It was crap. What was that? 171 00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:19,028 Kat and I were in the same acapella group in college. Tootles! 172 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:26,617 Nice to meet you. You live in the garage by Audrey and you draw dicks. 173 00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:31,110 - Lolo is a talented artist. - I make art for positive body image. 174 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:36,078 - What's your name again? - Vanessa, but call me Deday. 175 00:16:36,977 --> 00:16:38,846 Where did that come from? 176 00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:47,138 I guess I understood. Come to my chair. Come! 177 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:56,271 - When will we meet your fiance? - You saw him. He plays the hero. 178 00:16:56,438 --> 00:16:59,766 - The human Musus? - Here he is! 179 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:30,404 Hi. I had to take off the uniform. It's so tight and it stings. 180 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:37,737 - Audrey, my best friend from college. - Hello. We're besties, basically. 181 00:17:37,904 --> 00:17:43,526 - Clarence plays the military hero. - We saw you. You are very good. 182 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:49,836 I play the good girl. Again. It's like my trademark. 183 00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:56,546 He is an angel. Kat and I thank you the God who brought us together. 184 00:17:57,113 --> 00:17:59,113 Are you both religious? 185 00:17:59,341 --> 00:18:06,097 I have always been faithful to God. I told you when we met, Audrey. 186 00:18:06,763 --> 00:18:10,507 That I am a good, Christian girl which is reserved for marriage. 187 00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:14,930 Wait, wait. Have you never had sex? 188 00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:19,501 Our relationship is based in spiritual, not physical intimacy. 189 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:23,674 You had a spiritual relationship when the jonas brothers jumped you together? 190 00:18:27,643 --> 00:18:31,655 Oh my god. It was very nice. I love Paris. 191 00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:37,244 - I have to go. Do you need something? - No, my love. Thanks. 192 00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:49,456 Leave some room for Jesus. 193 00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:56,852 Nice to meet you all. 194 00:18:59,198 --> 00:19:00,498 Get out of here! 195 00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:07,103 Has Clarence seen the tattoo on your pussy? 196 00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:15,622 I have to admit that I once had a small one sunflower on my inner thigh. 197 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:19,573 Revolutionary. But it doesn't matter, because he's gone. 198 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:24,247 - Lasers work wonders. Ok; He left. - Prove it. 199 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:30,337 Yolo Lolo. I was like you in college, but I probably got over it. 200 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:35,181 Truth; Because you look a little tight from all this non-jumping. 201 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,803 Don't you miss it? 202 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:43,354 - No language before wedding bells. - Okay. I guess we should go now, huh? 203 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:48,729 We have to go to Radiance. Strange to have a business date at a club. 204 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,250 - But in Rome, do as the Romans do. - Bathe together. 205 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:57,113 I'm ready too, I can come with you. Don't you need an interpreter? 206 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,936 Lolo offered… 207 00:19:59,056 --> 00:20:03,662 A native speaker is better from a mindless stranger. 208 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:10,884 Why don't you eat a dick? Big or small, you choose. 209 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:16,339 - I speak Chinese too! - Come, come! 210 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,100 - I like her. - No. 211 00:20:34,357 --> 00:20:39,102 We need to find the CEO. It is important that he signs tonight. 212 00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:42,814 - Audrey! - Oh, shit. 213 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:48,477 Hello Mr. Lin. I am very glad to meet you. 214 00:20:48,644 --> 00:20:54,543 Call me Ciao. Don't be so formal. Are these your girlfriends? 215 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:59,506 - Chunhua! I love your series. - Thank you, my love. 216 00:21:16,522 --> 00:21:19,233 Chao is much younger than I thought. 217 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:24,080 - And handsome. I would jump him. - Please don't bother him. 218 00:21:24,246 --> 00:21:27,884 are you ok You don't usually eat authentic Chinese food. 219 00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:33,498 - And you don't have to drink it all. - Then businessmen respect you. 220 00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:39,962 - Millennium shots! - Millennium egg shots. Very tasty. 221 00:21:40,328 --> 00:21:44,841 - But I don't know if you'll make it. - They are so black and slimy. 222 00:21:45,308 --> 00:21:51,556 To your health with millennium shots for a millennium collaboration! 223 00:22:00,156 --> 00:22:01,806 Audrey, are you okay? 224 00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:10,948 Swallow it. 225 00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:26,882 - Now we're playing slap party! - Yes, we are playing now. 226 00:22:27,049 --> 00:22:30,894 Is it a drinking game? What are the rules? 227 00:22:34,255 --> 00:22:39,561 You lost. Then you must drink. 228 00:22:39,828 --> 00:22:43,440 Now it's your turn. 229 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:52,941 - Ready to lose to a celebrity? - I'll slap you until you pass out. 230 00:22:54,326 --> 00:22:57,495 Draw! Two each! 231 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:11,550 Okay, enough now. 232 00:23:13,777 --> 00:23:18,649 - Audrey, come now. - The two of us? Let's go, dammit! 233 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:24,313 You can do it. Close that fucking deal. 234 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:33,529 - Oops, I lost. - Did I win? I won! 235 00:23:44,649 --> 00:23:50,446 Audrey! Audrey! Yes! You knocked him down like Mike Tyson! 236 00:23:50,613 --> 00:23:52,013 I am very sorry. 237 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:59,137 - It didn't hurt at all! - It's okay. They are fine. 238 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:13,367 I'm so fucked up. Fortunately there is Kat. See her. 239 00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:18,965 Chunhua licks business people and saves us. I adore her. 240 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:25,220 God, I'm going to throw up again. Give it to me another face, new stomach, something. 241 00:24:26,338 --> 00:24:30,259 - Are you feeling better? - I don't usually eat eggs like this... 242 00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:33,337 Wait. do you speak english 243 00:24:33,504 --> 00:24:39,424 Many Chinese speak English, but the most Americans don't know Chinese. 244 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:44,598 Appreciate it by the way where do you want to jump this. 245 00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:48,978 - I would jump at it a lot… - Is this your first visit to China? 246 00:24:49,145 --> 00:24:53,257 I don't usually get like this. Sorry I threw up. 247 00:24:53,423 --> 00:24:59,095 - Shall we move on to the terms now? - We have a saying in China. 248 00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:04,451 Dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget palm trees. Little mice dig holes. 249 00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:09,623 It means your family says a lot for you. Do you have relatives in China? 250 00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:16,087 Rather. Yes, definitely probably. I'm adopted, so… 251 00:25:16,254 --> 00:25:20,642 If you don't know where you come from, how do you know who you are 252 00:25:20,808 --> 00:25:24,845 I know where I came from. I was born here, but I'm American. 253 00:25:25,012 --> 00:25:29,350 So you are out of touch with your chinese family? Pity. 254 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,520 - Another typical American girl. - What did he say? 255 00:25:34,587 --> 00:25:38,537 He actually has a very good relationship with her biological mother. 256 00:25:40,769 --> 00:25:45,958 Yes. Kind of like that. We will meet her this week. 257 00:25:46,124 --> 00:25:49,620 My mother is celebrating her 70th birthday on Friday. 258 00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:53,798 It will be a big event with her favorite artist DJ Tiësto. 259 00:25:53,965 --> 00:25:58,127 We have presents, oranges, Tesla, bitcoins, and the like. 260 00:25:58,394 --> 00:26:03,212 You can come. Bring your mother too. 261 00:26:03,332 --> 00:26:08,042 - We cannot intrude. - No, I insist. 262 00:26:08,162 --> 00:26:12,976 How we will do business if we don't know our families? 263 00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:20,123 Come to the event, and we'll sign then. Waiter! Where's the drink? 264 00:26:21,024 --> 00:26:24,541 - Finally! - We will come. It's mom's party. 265 00:26:24,661 --> 00:26:28,991 - Then it closed. - I... Wait a minute. 266 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:33,328 I can't feel my face. 267 00:26:33,595 --> 00:26:39,801 - Damn it! That went to shit. - Not for me. We're close now. 268 00:26:39,968 --> 00:26:45,382 God… Dedai, sorry again that i threw up on you 269 00:26:45,549 --> 00:26:48,649 - We have to clean you up. - Okay, I'll find something. 270 00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:55,262 This is how you go on a business trip, Lolo. You always do such shit. 271 00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:59,138 How about a thank you? You fell and I saved you. 272 00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:00,884 You failed. 273 00:27:01,004 --> 00:27:04,755 Because you lied to Chao and said that I know my mother? Crazy. 274 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:08,070 - Crazy. - Who asked your opinion? 275 00:27:08,237 --> 00:27:13,909 - What do you think he should do now? - To find her mother. As we said. 276 00:27:14,076 --> 00:27:17,871 - Search all over China? - Pour me water! 277 00:27:20,064 --> 00:27:26,588 I might have called the office yesterday adoption and I pretended to be you. 278 00:27:26,755 --> 00:27:31,505 During the adoption, he agreed to come in touch with her. He might meet you. 279 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:38,132 He lives in Haiching. It's very close in the pair Nai Nai. We stay at their house. 280 00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:40,852 - He won't take it. - Why not? 281 00:27:40,972 --> 00:27:43,172 The Nai Nais are purebred Chinese. 282 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:47,454 Moles with long hairs which they refuse to take out. 283 00:27:47,574 --> 00:27:50,273 They keep feeding you and they comment on your weight. 284 00:27:50,393 --> 00:27:54,895 They take off the bra and wipe off the sweat under their breasts in a Buddhist temple. 285 00:27:55,015 --> 00:27:57,148 They have a plastic bag full of bags. 286 00:27:57,268 --> 00:28:00,817 You don't know my family! Look at Dedai! 287 00:28:00,937 --> 00:28:02,957 Look at me! Look at me! 288 00:28:03,523 --> 00:28:08,233 We take the train straight to Haiqing and we will be there tomorrow afternoon. 289 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,953 - And I can close the deal. - And to meet your real mother. 290 00:28:13,232 --> 00:28:14,232 Ok. 291 00:28:16,268 --> 00:28:18,351 - Are you coming together? - Yes, baby! 292 00:28:18,471 --> 00:28:22,739 I'm here for you, Audrey. I love big adventures. 293 00:28:22,859 --> 00:28:29,148 - Thank you. Okay, then let's go to Haiqing. - Yes, we will! We will do it! 294 00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:32,819 Hear, hear! I'm a boy. 295 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:47,949 I have extra cash in my money belt. There are also our passports. 296 00:28:48,116 --> 00:28:52,963 - Why are you paranoid? - I lock the suitcase. Put them all here. 297 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:58,051 - Keep your suitcases closed at all times. - China is the safest country in the world. 298 00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:02,711 If you're short, you get kidnapped to live on a fitness farm. 299 00:29:02,831 --> 00:29:08,562 We foreigners must be on our guard and to be careful about food and drink. 300 00:29:08,729 --> 00:29:12,370 - We'll have snacks. - Octopus on a stick. 301 00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:15,860 Come back here. We have eight minutes. 302 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:21,670 Do you remember when I auditioned? for that movie? I got the role. 303 00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:26,325 I will be in LA next summer. Any chance you will be then? 304 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:31,547 Yes. That's why I have to close the deal and become a partner. 305 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:37,881 Useful to have a girlfriend there. You really know me. You've seen a lot. 306 00:29:42,784 --> 00:29:46,828 It's okay that I haven't said everything about my past to clarence? 307 00:29:46,948 --> 00:29:48,642 It's perfectly fine. 308 00:29:48,808 --> 00:29:53,508 Can you not mention LA to Lolo? I haven't told her yet. 309 00:29:53,664 --> 00:29:54,814 Is there a problem? 310 00:29:54,934 --> 00:29:59,595 No, I'll tell her eventually. It doesn't happen to her as much as it does to me. 311 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,880 And I think that it would be good to have some distance. 312 00:30:05,367 --> 00:30:10,079 - I understand. It stays between us. - Thank you. 313 00:30:11,245 --> 00:30:14,595 - Where should we sit? - Find a coupe with empty seats. 314 00:30:17,602 --> 00:30:19,102 They looked suspicious to me. 315 00:30:19,546 --> 00:30:22,764 - There is room here. - Nah, we'll squeeze. 316 00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:24,784 I hate the smell of oranges. 317 00:30:26,403 --> 00:30:29,381 Hi. Is anyone else sitting here? 318 00:30:30,516 --> 00:30:36,345 - No, sorry, they don't sit here. - Great! Girls, I found one! 319 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:41,576 Nice to meet an American woman. where are you from 320 00:30:41,696 --> 00:30:47,957 I live in Beijing. I moved here five years ago and I really like it. 321 00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:51,800 And with my appearance here I get a lot of attention. 322 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,971 - For Asians, I'm Giselle. - Do you like it here? 323 00:30:56,091 --> 00:30:59,274 The people are great, the food is incredible and it is safe. 324 00:30:59,394 --> 00:31:01,544 Is it safe? Because I have heard… 325 00:31:02,288 --> 00:31:06,833 that there are many pickpockets and young people do a lot of drugs. 326 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,054 Yes, ahem. The Chinese youth he is very cool and a party animal. 327 00:31:11,221 --> 00:31:16,184 You can find anything you want here. It's unbelievable. 328 00:31:16,351 --> 00:31:20,856 - China White, benzo, coke, kush. - I'm curious. what job do you do 329 00:31:20,976 --> 00:31:25,808 - Imports. But also exports. - Very cool. Like furniture? 330 00:31:25,928 --> 00:31:30,866 Certainly. Menstruate. I have to go to the bathroom. 331 00:31:31,033 --> 00:31:34,560 Shit, I'm bleeding. Damn it! 332 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:40,082 - Oh my god, she's so cute. - Are you kidding me? The carriage is suspect. 333 00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:44,587 I know you chose her because she is a typical American bitch. 334 00:31:44,754 --> 00:31:49,275 - But, no. She has something suspicious. - I agree. 335 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:54,680 Damn it, damn it! Pox will kill me! 336 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,801 - The window won't open. - What are you looking at? Nothing to see here! 337 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,060 What's going on? 338 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:10,008 They're cops. Baggage check. He has a drug dealer on the train. 339 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:15,333 - Is it the family with the oranges? - Get serious! She's the hurt one here! 340 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,300 - My God! Are you a drug dealer? - Of course. I went to sell you. 341 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:21,002 Get rid of them now. 342 00:32:21,122 --> 00:32:26,944 We all need to get rid of them. Why if I go I go to jail, you go too, you morons. 343 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:30,756 If they ask, we say we don't know her. 344 00:32:31,223 --> 00:32:34,273 - You're drug dealers now, bastards! - What the hell? 345 00:32:34,393 --> 00:32:38,472 - That's good, basically. - Yes, I sell only the best. 346 00:32:41,639 --> 00:32:45,309 If we get caught with drugs in China, we will be deported or we will get life. 347 00:32:45,429 --> 00:32:48,782 - Like in "Brokedown Palace"? - That was in Thailand! 348 00:32:48,996 --> 00:32:50,539 I'm famous, I can't! 349 00:32:50,659 --> 00:32:56,986 Calm down and listen. We can hide the drugs in us or to take them. 350 00:32:57,106 --> 00:33:01,124 You seem to be on a lot of drugs and... you've got a lot of stuff up your ass. 351 00:33:01,244 --> 00:33:04,497 Just one thing different each time. 352 00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:09,557 Where are the dicks? I mean, no… Coke really turns me on. 353 00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:15,533 You don't take and you are afraid, but will you help a countrywoman? 354 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,112 - Shall we "plug it" or "play it"? - No. Nothing. 355 00:33:19,278 --> 00:33:23,884 - Is it a condom? - I'm not ready for sex! 356 00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:31,940 Damn it! Teamwork! 357 00:33:39,739 --> 00:33:40,839 Within. 358 00:33:48,473 --> 00:33:52,336 - Good morning. Is there a problem? - We know you have drugs here! 359 00:33:52,502 --> 00:33:56,335 I'll handle it, okay? I will fix it. 360 00:33:56,455 --> 00:34:01,685 - Attention, Chinese policemen... - Damn it. The lawyer will arrange for you. 361 00:34:01,852 --> 00:34:07,533 You think we got drugs, but we don't have I'm basically a lawyer. 362 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:12,838 Competent lawyer and just so you know we are American citizens. 363 00:34:13,005 --> 00:34:15,355 And so I will say nothing more. 364 00:34:16,742 --> 00:34:23,539 - I don't believe you. - Here they are! Here they are! 365 00:34:23,706 --> 00:34:27,527 The drugs are in her ass! Check her ass! 366 00:34:27,694 --> 00:34:33,500 - My ass is spotless, okay? - And she took my suitcase! 367 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:37,470 are you kidding me She's mine! I've never taken drugs! 368 00:34:40,715 --> 00:34:45,637 I don't want to check their asses. We just throw them out. 369 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:51,291 Okay, okay, we're good. Everyone calm down. 370 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:56,008 What the fuck? The American woman stole the suitcase of Cat. Our passports are inside. 371 00:34:56,146 --> 00:35:00,214 The best thing is that we don't hang from teats to a meat freezer. 372 00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:05,052 Without passports we cannot fly. And then we can't work… 373 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:11,620 and make more money for coke. I have to have a coke. Is it eating you? 374 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:15,454 - Kat, are you okay? Are they dating? - Seven. I put eight. 375 00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:20,575 - When you find a clean one, tell me. - I hate you so much now! 376 00:35:20,695 --> 00:35:24,537 - Just push. Pull. No, screw it. - It's not Bop It, it's my ass! 377 00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:30,138 Put your hand in like a claw machine who tries to catch the stuffed animal. 378 00:35:30,305 --> 00:35:33,266 Deeper! Higher! 379 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:36,494 - Grab the teddy! - I'm getting the teddy! 380 00:35:36,861 --> 00:35:42,650 - How are you normal? You got a lot. - Coke and molly balanced me out. 381 00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:47,779 I'm fine. Type "I saw a child fall into a well" well. 382 00:35:47,899 --> 00:35:51,760 - You deserved it! Dirty boy. - You are a beautiful silk kimono. 383 00:35:53,827 --> 00:35:55,912 Is it a licorice stick? 384 00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,129 You know what? I may have been wrong in the calculations. It was probably seven. 385 00:36:09,551 --> 00:36:12,395 If you find coke, come back! 386 00:36:13,113 --> 00:36:20,186 - We walk for hours and not a single car passed. - Calm down. I sent to Baron Davis. 387 00:36:20,753 --> 00:36:26,747 - Damn it! 27 km to the next town. - My basketball player is coming, okay? 388 00:36:26,867 --> 00:36:32,706 Now I don't want to be rescued. I can't appear among people like this. 389 00:36:32,873 --> 00:36:36,983 You look like Hello Kitty after being jumped by Groby. 390 00:36:37,103 --> 00:36:42,541 You are so funny! Come on fuck it! It's all your fault. 391 00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:48,213 Why? I didn't choose the coupe with the apparent drug dealer… 392 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:51,680 because I'm a little bit racist to my own people. 393 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,889 - I'm not racist. - Good, 394 00:36:54,009 --> 00:36:58,723 but you don't like boba and you have never jumped Asian. 395 00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:03,887 You don't remember the student exchange from Kazakhstan? 396 00:37:05,354 --> 00:37:10,151 - Is Kazakhstan even in Asia? - Sometimes they look a bit Asian. 397 00:37:10,318 --> 00:37:13,754 - Sometimes I masturbate with Splinter. - He's a rat. 398 00:37:13,874 --> 00:37:18,735 He's a good dad. Right, right! Sorry. My fault. 399 00:37:20,902 --> 00:37:24,778 We're in the middle of nowhere, my mobile is dead... 400 00:37:24,898 --> 00:37:28,998 and we have neither food nor water. I shouldn't have come to China! 401 00:37:29,144 --> 00:37:32,019 - Someone is coming down the street. - No, you're hallucinating. 402 00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:36,885 I also see a giraffe skinning her spots and tossing them like frisbees. 403 00:37:39,479 --> 00:37:41,629 But is this probably a bus? 404 00:37:51,849 --> 00:37:58,064 - Baron! I knew you'd take me. - Hi, Lolo. You needed a ride. 405 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:15,180 The team will take us to Haiching tomorrow morning and then we can… 406 00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:29,061 Audrey, do you make eye contact with an Asian? 407 00:38:29,227 --> 00:38:34,346 Lolo, don't spoil it now. They're going to get us, so relax. 408 00:38:34,466 --> 00:38:39,428 I am completely calm. I will devour Baron Davis tonight. 409 00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:45,910 - Your mouth is so big. - But without teeth… not so big. 410 00:38:46,877 --> 00:38:52,967 - Why is my mouth so small? - Shut up and act like adults. 411 00:38:53,133 --> 00:39:00,091 They are just normal, nice men. There's no reason to freak out. 412 00:39:04,586 --> 00:39:06,336 - Are you okay? - My God. 413 00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:12,026 It was eight bags of coke. I just felt one pop. 414 00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:20,059 And your mouth is too big. Did you smoke? Two fingers if you've been burned again. 415 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:21,426 Cat? 416 00:39:21,987 --> 00:39:26,983 Oh shit. What are you doing, girl? I didn't expect to see you here. 417 00:39:27,249 --> 00:39:31,871 - I have no idea who you are. - Todd? What are you doing in China? 418 00:39:32,338 --> 00:39:37,626 I am a professional basketball player here. Why doesn't Kat want to know me? 419 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:43,632 - My name is not Kat. - It's not Kat. It's… Hermione. 420 00:39:43,999 --> 00:39:48,128 - I'm Ron, this is Harry and… - Hagrid. 421 00:39:48,395 --> 00:39:51,173 Yes, yes. Just one minute. 422 00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:54,744 Hi, no-Mr. 423 00:39:56,311 --> 00:40:01,325 I sometimes think about the season where me and someone who looks like you... 424 00:40:01,491 --> 00:40:06,087 we drove to the grand canyon with my Ford F-150 and then… 425 00:40:06,254 --> 00:40:08,182 Did you jump her? 426 00:40:09,649 --> 00:40:15,163 - No. I'm engaged now so… - Okay, I understand. It does not matter. 427 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:19,667 Wow, I'm happy for you. It's awesome. 428 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:26,006 I'm glad you care your big mouth 429 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:32,679 Nice to see you. Good evening everyone. 430 00:40:35,146 --> 00:40:37,147 Now we know what will happen tonight. 431 00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:42,731 I won't jump Todd. I'm not reburned at all. 432 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:50,747 The coke that exploded in my ass it has absolutely no effect on me. 433 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:58,285 Have fun DJing in between your feet tonight Ouch. Message from Baron. 434 00:40:58,405 --> 00:41:02,855 Promise me you'll have fun tonight. Go to the bar and let loose, okay? 435 00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:06,045 - Okay, great. - Lin-crazy! 436 00:41:06,212 --> 00:41:11,217 - Oh, Lin-Manuel Miranda? - You have a lot to learn. 437 00:41:11,884 --> 00:41:17,723 Finally the two losers left. Now it's just us two cool types. 438 00:41:17,890 --> 00:41:22,186 - Shall we hang out, or? - I have... I have to work. 439 00:41:22,353 --> 00:41:27,984 - Fellow students. The MVP of teamwork. - Basically I need some time alone. 440 00:41:29,859 --> 00:41:34,447 No, but you have to have fun. They seem very nice. 441 00:41:34,714 --> 00:41:38,718 Look, he's wearing a BTS shirt! Go talk to him. 442 00:41:38,885 --> 00:41:42,194 No. I… Okay. 443 00:41:42,314 --> 00:41:46,526 - I'll see you tomorrow, okay? Get some sleep. - Yes, we'll see each other. 444 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:56,235 Bye, mom and I are enjoying Beijing. I'll see you on Friday. 445 00:42:09,932 --> 00:42:13,051 Unfortunately I don't speak Chinese. 446 00:42:13,218 --> 00:42:19,037 Hi. My name is Kenny. Arvind wanted to treat you to a drink. 447 00:42:19,157 --> 00:42:24,122 But he only speaks Chinese. And Hindi, which you probably don't speak. 448 00:42:25,088 --> 00:42:30,418 No, unfortunately. I'm a useless American who only speaks English. 449 00:42:30,685 --> 00:42:32,595 And some Gollums. 450 00:42:32,962 --> 00:42:38,367 "My treasure! They're dirty hobbits!" 451 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:43,923 - Do you have this here? - Yes, we have. It is global. 452 00:42:45,090 --> 00:42:47,385 Three drinks, please. 453 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:52,398 I'm just working out and thinking about you. And your beautiful ♪eggplant♪. 454 00:42:52,565 --> 00:42:55,709 Your beautiful ♪heart♪. 455 00:43:04,201 --> 00:43:07,596 - Hello. - Hello! 456 00:43:08,263 --> 00:43:12,084 It's hot in here, huh? Is the air conditioner broken or something? 457 00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:21,409 - Lolo. - Baron. 458 00:43:22,027 --> 00:43:23,827 Two more Yobos, please. 459 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:28,420 I know China is supposed to that is my home country… 460 00:43:29,225 --> 00:43:32,979 but since I came here everything I do seems wrong. 461 00:43:33,099 --> 00:43:39,944 You can't make Chinese mistakes. What have you said the most? 462 00:43:40,311 --> 00:43:45,658 "I". You have said, "I can't i eat the food I'm doing it all wrong." 463 00:43:45,825 --> 00:43:51,037 The point is that in China the community it is much larger than the person. 464 00:43:51,204 --> 00:43:56,167 Me and Arvind are not from here, but now we call China our home. 465 00:43:56,334 --> 00:44:01,131 He teaches me some Hindi. I taught him to jump spiders. 466 00:44:01,298 --> 00:44:05,844 Australian gulf. You gotta give a little time and find your own people. 467 00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:09,014 That was very insightful. 468 00:44:12,842 --> 00:44:18,364 So you and Clarence are dating three years and you've never had sex? 469 00:44:20,031 --> 00:44:22,706 The Kat I knew in college he could not last three days. 470 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:30,539 This is history. I'm not like that anymore. Kathryn Huang has gotten serious. 471 00:44:30,659 --> 00:44:36,432 Understand. I jumped a lot random girls after every match. 472 00:44:37,398 --> 00:44:40,065 I thought I should cut it. 473 00:44:40,185 --> 00:44:45,156 That I need to get serious if I want to find the right one. 474 00:44:45,423 --> 00:44:49,344 - Like you and Clarice. - Actually, his name is Clarence, but... 475 00:44:51,738 --> 00:44:57,089 - Are you okay? - Yes, just a nuisance. 476 00:44:57,209 --> 00:45:02,065 We'll pick you up. Get up. Breathe. Breathe. Come on, get up. 477 00:45:06,110 --> 00:45:09,789 - Actually, I have something that might help. - Okay. 478 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,250 May; 479 00:45:19,214 --> 00:45:20,214 Yes. 480 00:45:21,266 --> 00:45:26,059 - I'm working on it. - You have talent. How do you come up with ideas? 481 00:45:26,179 --> 00:45:31,093 I want to spread positive body image. Sex is not shameful, it is beautiful. 482 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:33,720 Like sounds…? 483 00:45:46,282 --> 00:45:47,697 I like it too. 484 00:45:47,817 --> 00:45:54,841 My art seems to want to shock, but I just want to start the conversation. 485 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:04,372 - He said he likes you. - I like it. i like you 486 00:46:04,492 --> 00:46:09,650 If I knew someone like you when I was little, I might have had an Asian boyfriend. 487 00:46:10,430 --> 00:46:11,430 Or two. 488 00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:22,684 Oh my god, she's so hot. 489 00:46:23,051 --> 00:46:26,813 He said he wants to make you scream. 490 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,108 It would be my pleasure to do so… 491 00:46:30,275 --> 00:46:33,575 but maybe it would be better if his friend was also with him. 492 00:46:36,031 --> 00:46:40,247 Language. Lips. Language. Faster! 493 00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:41,817 Breathe with me. 494 00:46:44,963 --> 00:46:49,431 Do you feel it? Let it in. 495 00:46:57,884 --> 00:47:01,000 - Do you like hair pulling? - A lot. 496 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,346 - Do you like it? - No. 497 00:47:03,466 --> 00:47:07,074 Give me the ball now. Just give it to me! 498 00:47:23,117 --> 00:47:26,967 Audrey, I heard you haven't closed the agreement with ChinaWave. 499 00:47:27,321 --> 00:47:33,791 Hi Frank! It's almost ready. Wait until Friday to announce it. 500 00:47:33,911 --> 00:47:38,920 - You don't get paid for holidays. - Relax. I'm very… close. 501 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:44,746 Soon you will reach the goal, so give it your all Do anything if necessary. 502 00:47:57,717 --> 00:47:59,617 You have to feel it too. 503 00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:15,323 - Sugar, anyone? - I'll have some. 504 00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:18,338 - One or two pieces? - Two. 505 00:48:21,924 --> 00:48:26,284 - How was everyone's night? - Get some rest. Comfy beds here. 506 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:29,004 Lolo! What the hell happened?! 507 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:37,272 Jiaying: Achilles tendon rupture. Arvind, Ken: concussion. 508 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:44,296 - Todd, fucking fractured pelvis! - Hello, kitty Kat. 509 00:48:45,263 --> 00:48:51,786 You girls ruined our team. Now I have to play the match myself. 510 00:48:59,827 --> 00:49:04,394 - They would take us by car! Do you remember? - What are we going to do? 511 00:49:04,514 --> 00:49:09,303 We've come this far, we'll figure it out. 512 00:49:32,295 --> 00:49:34,499 - Will he jump him too? - Yes. 513 00:49:43,385 --> 00:49:50,451 It's so beautiful here. I love China. Are you listening? 514 00:49:50,718 --> 00:49:53,268 Let's talk that she has an insect in her jacket? 515 00:50:05,465 --> 00:50:10,242 - How old is our driver? - Twelve, in Chinese measures. So eleven. 516 00:50:10,362 --> 00:50:13,741 I don't understand, but I like it! 517 00:50:16,901 --> 00:50:19,696 So we're staying at your grandma's house? 518 00:50:19,863 --> 00:50:23,182 Naturally. But they are difficult. 519 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:46,196 Bring on the fruit and booze! My granddaughter has arrived! 520 00:50:48,566 --> 00:50:54,605 You must be hungry. I'll peel an orange for you. 521 00:50:54,772 --> 00:50:56,996 You should have let your hair grow. 522 00:50:57,116 --> 00:51:01,516 Audrey was born in China, but was adopted by white parents. 523 00:51:01,636 --> 00:51:07,167 That's why she's so dark and her face so round. 524 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:11,296 - What does he say? - They think you are very beautiful. 525 00:51:11,462 --> 00:51:15,112 And that all moms would be happy if they had you as a daughter. 526 00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:19,467 Thanks. 527 00:51:19,587 --> 00:51:22,932 Have some chocolate. 528 00:51:23,099 --> 00:51:29,204 It is Chinese Chinese chocolate. It means he likes you. 529 00:51:29,371 --> 00:51:34,601 - Cheers to Audrey! - In this house you are family! 530 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,798 - I won again! - How is it possible? You must steal. 531 00:51:58,165 --> 00:52:03,129 - Is it a Chinese card game? - No, I'm just kidding them for money. 532 00:52:03,395 --> 00:52:08,509 You rolled a four, so you automatically lose. 533 00:52:09,076 --> 00:52:14,398 Dedai, why are you so sad? You should smile more. 534 00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:17,085 Like Audrey. 535 00:52:24,324 --> 00:52:28,724 - Nice that you have such a big family. - I'm not like my family. 536 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,774 - Me neither. - Really? 537 00:52:32,241 --> 00:52:36,536 You and your parents look a lot alike. You are almost white. 538 00:52:36,803 --> 00:52:40,423 I'm Chinese, I'm not white. 539 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:46,513 Sorry. I say so much bullshit. My family thinks I'm weird. 540 00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:49,180 You believe that about me too. 541 00:52:50,933 --> 00:52:56,897 I heard you at the airport. Ok. I'm used to it. 542 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,990 - I see you, Bobo! - I didn't take your money. 543 00:53:02,844 --> 00:53:06,194 - Do you know why I like K-pop? - No. Why? 544 00:53:06,532 --> 00:53:10,207 Because she likes me too. It's not just great songs. 545 00:53:10,327 --> 00:53:14,582 It's about what we've created because we love music, with us. 546 00:53:14,748 --> 00:53:17,723 I had never thought of it that way. Community. 547 00:53:17,843 --> 00:53:23,423 But I have never met them. I have no real friends. 548 00:53:24,090 --> 00:53:29,120 - We are friends. - Yes? We'll be back home in a few days. 549 00:53:29,387 --> 00:53:33,438 - Do you think we'll hang out? - Of course we can. 550 00:53:33,558 --> 00:53:37,808 Everyone likes you. You are cool. Your hair smells like cocoa. 551 00:53:39,189 --> 00:53:43,985 - Your life is perfect. - It's not. 552 00:53:44,452 --> 00:53:46,752 But sometimes I feel too… 553 00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,360 that I don't fit in. 554 00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:57,924 - Is she free? - She's my friend! 555 00:53:59,658 --> 00:54:05,160 - What music do you listen to the most? - I love Mumford and Sons. 556 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:11,278 The National. Maroon 5. Perfect. T-Swift is… 557 00:54:12,805 --> 00:54:16,999 - I really like Cardi B. - I love Cardi B. 558 00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:22,226 K-pop owes a lot to hip hop. I won again, Bao Bao! 559 00:54:22,346 --> 00:54:23,996 Fuck it, Bao Bao! 560 00:54:34,258 --> 00:54:39,047 - Did you finally wear it? - Nice Nai Nai for lending it to me. 561 00:54:39,213 --> 00:54:45,057 - Yeah, lucky she likes you. - I like it. Your whole family. 562 00:54:45,177 --> 00:54:49,589 All night I was thinking how it would be if I had grown up here. 563 00:54:49,756 --> 00:54:54,867 I would be like everyone else. No one would look at me strangely in the store... 564 00:54:54,987 --> 00:54:57,937 or he would ask my parents where did they take me from? 565 00:54:59,374 --> 00:55:03,078 I wouldn't always be only the asian girl. 566 00:55:03,645 --> 00:55:10,518 I could be the smart girl or the nice, funny girl. 567 00:55:10,986 --> 00:55:15,236 I would again feel that I should to be perfect to fit in? 568 00:55:15,598 --> 00:55:20,098 - My life would probably be different. - Not so different, I think. 569 00:55:23,155 --> 00:55:28,360 Wow, baby. China suits you very well. 570 00:55:28,527 --> 00:55:33,412 - I really like it. Thanks. - For what? 571 00:55:33,532 --> 00:55:36,282 I'm so glad for forcing me to do this. 572 00:55:37,553 --> 00:55:41,182 - I wouldn't have made it without you. - I support you. 573 00:55:47,729 --> 00:55:52,964 You are gorgeous. I wore this dress last night… 574 00:55:53,084 --> 00:55:57,572 that I was seduced from the love of my life. 575 00:55:57,739 --> 00:56:00,426 - The grandfather? - No! 576 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:11,534 Here it is. 577 00:56:14,546 --> 00:56:15,696 Are you ready? 578 00:56:17,657 --> 00:56:18,657 Ok. 579 00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:26,158 - Come on, leave! We don't want prostitutes here! - She's not a whore. 580 00:56:26,325 --> 00:56:31,304 - Why is she dressed like a whore then? - Sex work is real work. 581 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:35,784 Hello. My name is Audrey. I'm looking for my mother. 582 00:56:36,151 --> 00:56:42,281 - Did you bring the photo with you? - I thought it would be good to have her. 583 00:56:48,379 --> 00:56:52,783 I never threw away any of the cards. 584 00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:59,500 You are very beautiful. You haven't changed? 585 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:04,383 - He remembers you. - Of course. I arranged the adoption. 586 00:57:04,503 --> 00:57:07,347 Does my mother know her? 587 00:57:07,514 --> 00:57:11,768 I remember all the young girls. They were all so cute, but scared. 588 00:57:11,935 --> 00:57:17,415 They were teenagers and they didn't want to for their parents to learn. 589 00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:21,503 They just wanted to give birth quickly and then return to Korea. 590 00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:25,824 What does it say? What's going on? Does he know where my mother is? 591 00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:30,945 Didn't he know? She looks so Korean! 592 00:57:31,112 --> 00:57:33,623 You Korean! 593 00:57:37,867 --> 00:57:43,554 - Your mother's name is Min Park. - You are wrong. I am Chinese. 594 00:57:43,674 --> 00:57:48,450 I went to a Chinese school for a year. We celebrate Chinese New Year. 595 00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:53,130 Korea is wonderful. They have mookbangs, soju, Hyundai, Gangnam Style… 596 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:57,021 half Hines Ward, half Charles Melton and all Randall Park. 597 00:57:57,288 --> 00:58:00,241 She should have worn a hanbok instead. 598 00:58:10,141 --> 00:58:11,826 I want my dress back. 599 00:58:11,993 --> 00:58:15,693 I knew she was Korean. Look at her big, round head. 600 00:58:16,363 --> 00:58:20,594 - At least she's not Japanese. - Stop being so racist! 601 00:58:27,692 --> 00:58:31,909 My whole life was wrong. We are just friends… 602 00:58:32,029 --> 00:58:36,013 because my parents said: "Oh, another Chinese!" 603 00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:42,397 We were the only Asian girls in town. White people see no difference. 604 00:58:42,564 --> 00:58:48,111 And what if you're Korean? We all move around in the city with your hands behind your back. 605 00:58:53,258 --> 00:58:55,269 That's enough. 606 00:58:55,436 --> 00:59:02,250 I was disgusted! This whole trip for the biological mother it is stupidity. 607 00:59:06,129 --> 00:59:11,300 I just wanted to find her to close a fucking deal. 608 00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:16,522 I basically don't care if I am Korean lawyer, Chinese lawyer… 609 00:59:16,689 --> 00:59:23,751 or a German lawyer. I am a lawyer and I will finish this work. 610 00:59:23,871 --> 00:59:29,401 He writes here that he lives in Seoul. So if we go to Seoul now… 611 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:35,657 I will manage to find her and bring her at Chao's dinner. 612 00:59:35,824 --> 00:59:39,374 We have all the information here and we can hire detectives. 613 00:59:39,494 --> 00:59:42,822 - Me inside. - Thank you, Deday! You are a good friend! 614 00:59:42,989 --> 00:59:46,042 - Lolo, are you coming? - I'm coming. 615 00:59:46,209 --> 00:59:47,975 Thanks. Let's go! 616 00:59:48,095 --> 00:59:52,120 Where are our passports? It's in my suitcase that was stolen. 617 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:58,441 - Think. No bad ideas. - To show our tits for hitchhiking. 618 00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:03,547 Let's take a spaceship and land in Korea. The atmosphere has no customs. 619 01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:07,730 We can be mail order brides. We find a giant folder and… 620 01:00:07,897 --> 01:00:11,947 - Sound logic. Think! - Let's get some coke again and run there. 621 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:15,126 - No more coke! - Come on, girls. 622 01:00:15,246 --> 01:00:19,646 We can swim over there. How long can you hold your breath? 623 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,275 - I can't take it anymore! - It's not enough. 624 01:00:22,395 --> 01:00:26,456 Who passes the security check? The Obamas, yes. And K-pop stars. 625 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:30,710 - We are not K-pop stars. - Not yet, no. 626 01:00:46,411 --> 01:00:51,997 - Are we sure it will work? - Jinderalla88 said to do it. 627 01:00:52,117 --> 01:00:56,463 We are Brownie Tuesday, new band. We just debuted in Shanghai. 628 01:00:56,630 --> 01:01:01,414 Our first single is out 9 million times. What is your name? 629 01:01:01,534 --> 01:01:02,638 - Sassi. - Cutie. 630 01:01:02,758 --> 01:01:04,239 - Lisa. - Lisa 2. 631 01:01:04,359 --> 01:01:06,159 We will make it. 632 01:01:06,511 --> 01:01:09,861 - Where are your passports? - We are Brownie Tuesday. 633 01:01:10,017 --> 01:01:16,463 - New members. There's our plane. - Do you even know the name of your reservation? 634 01:01:16,730 --> 01:01:19,980 - Jinderalla88. - Please move away. 635 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:23,334 I thought you said that that your friends had arranged it. 636 01:01:26,973 --> 01:01:32,525 I knew it. They are only online friends and not true friends. 637 01:01:32,645 --> 01:01:35,945 - We'll find something else. - No, this always happens to me. 638 01:01:36,090 --> 01:01:41,645 I make friends who never support me. Nobody wants to be my friend. 639 01:01:45,358 --> 01:01:48,043 Everything is so stupid! 640 01:01:51,997 --> 01:01:53,957 Dedai, look. 641 01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:58,345 - Dedai? - Jinderalla88? 642 01:01:58,512 --> 01:02:05,760 Yes, friend. The insurmountable. Rip! You would have made V very proud. 643 01:02:06,027 --> 01:02:09,823 I'm pretending to be your manager. We brought fans with us! 644 01:02:16,805 --> 01:02:20,808 Fuss about Brownie Tuesday! 645 01:02:27,114 --> 01:02:31,368 Hello. They can board on their plane now? 646 01:02:31,488 --> 01:02:35,456 - I don't think they are singers. - They are professional idols. 647 01:02:35,576 --> 01:02:38,826 They have been training since they were 14, 15 years old. Girls, show them! 648 01:02:42,354 --> 01:02:44,904 - Show them what? - Just show them. 649 01:02:45,024 --> 01:02:46,274 What will we show? 650 01:02:47,176 --> 01:02:51,262 - You're a Cardi B fan, huh? - Yes. But is it here? 651 01:02:53,297 --> 01:02:57,247 Pretend you're back at Tootles. Trust me. 652 01:03:01,347 --> 01:03:04,497 It will be hot. Do live streaming. 653 01:03:28,298 --> 01:03:32,094 I sure am crazy Seven days a week 654 01:03:32,261 --> 01:03:35,973 Soggy mullet Hear AZN speak 655 01:03:36,140 --> 01:03:38,851 Yes, you jump a wet mule 656 01:03:39,017 --> 01:03:42,521 Give me all you got On my wet mullet 657 01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:46,065 Just kidding, Lolo Kumon smart and Kumon hard 658 01:03:46,232 --> 01:03:49,777 Put my finger on the girl Grace He only got an A grade 659 01:03:49,944 --> 01:03:53,364 Come on, I want to ride In the rice-powered Hyundai 660 01:03:53,531 --> 01:03:57,348 Cut the duck, watch the eye In the wet pussy we can dive 661 01:03:57,468 --> 01:04:00,663 feed me thai Now we play 662 01:04:00,830 --> 01:04:04,475 I want you to park the plastic couch In my dusty garage 663 01:04:06,294 --> 01:04:09,672 Out in the world, take it easy No food or cleaning 664 01:04:09,839 --> 01:04:12,039 I'll fuck you if you call me Ching 665 01:04:14,826 --> 01:04:18,388 Take off your shoes inside the house For my wet pussy 666 01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:22,058 Now drink a soju and a Hite For my wet pussy 667 01:04:22,225 --> 01:04:26,062 Ask if you can kiss me On my wet mullet 668 01:04:26,229 --> 01:04:30,859 It's an honor to be Asian With my wet pussy 669 01:04:38,858 --> 01:04:40,608 What the hell is this? 670 01:04:42,286 --> 01:04:43,686 Nothing. 671 01:04:45,348 --> 01:04:51,048 Is the devil your pussy? It isn't strange you don't have sex with clarence. 672 01:04:51,182 --> 01:04:55,748 - A very impressive work, Cat. - Tried laser and transplant. 673 01:04:55,868 --> 01:04:58,018 Nothing works. 674 01:04:58,153 --> 01:05:03,829 My bay is the devil is here to stay! 675 01:05:03,949 --> 01:05:07,871 - Kat, it will be solved, it will be solved. - No. It is also inside. 676 01:05:17,403 --> 01:05:22,866 Clarence! Wait, I can explain… 677 01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:26,920 who are you 678 01:05:30,817 --> 01:05:34,153 Clarence, no! Clarence, no! 679 01:05:35,204 --> 01:05:36,962 Damn it! What should I do? 680 01:05:37,082 --> 01:05:42,594 You have disrupted class and exposed yourself. You must leave. Now! 681 01:05:48,867 --> 01:05:52,109 Ok. Ok. It does not matter. 682 01:05:52,229 --> 01:05:54,479 - Plan B. - Do you have another plan? 683 01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:10,444 These hens must be stopped! 684 01:06:16,669 --> 01:06:19,269 Dadi, did you just kill the hens? 685 01:06:20,423 --> 01:06:21,423 No. 686 01:06:47,449 --> 01:06:52,554 - The office is right down there. - Coffee in cute teddy bear mugs? 687 01:06:54,590 --> 01:06:59,862 - Finally! They have good wifi here. - I can see if Clarence has answered. 688 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:10,421 I didn't know I had fans here. Pretty cool. 689 01:07:11,464 --> 01:07:14,610 They love you here. 690 01:07:14,777 --> 01:07:20,314 I think that maybe some people saw my live streaming. 691 01:07:20,581 --> 01:07:25,336 Everyone thought Chunhua was a good girl. But we were wrong. 692 01:07:25,502 --> 01:07:28,452 Ok. It doesn't go viral. 693 01:07:28,572 --> 01:07:32,047 The video went viral and it will soon hit 100 million views. 694 01:07:32,167 --> 01:07:35,703 All. It's pussy day. 695 01:07:35,870 --> 01:07:40,280 Pussy-pussy-pussy-pussy, pussy day! Meow-meow-meow-meow, cat purr! 696 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,836 God, I'm fucked! 697 01:07:43,002 --> 01:07:47,048 There is already a meme with Pip which says: "I thought I was"… 698 01:07:47,215 --> 01:07:49,759 Strange. Chao calls me. 699 01:07:51,361 --> 01:07:55,420 Hi, Chao. I'm glad you got it. Mom and I were just talking about you. 700 01:07:55,540 --> 01:08:01,383 Don't come. I saw the video with you and your girlfriend's diabolical trick. 701 01:08:01,503 --> 01:08:08,861 - It's a hilarious story. - You are not in Beijing with your mother. 702 01:08:09,027 --> 01:08:13,337 I can't do business with someone which is not where it says. 703 01:08:13,457 --> 01:08:20,159 - Your boss will know we're leaving. - Can you unmention the video? 704 01:08:20,279 --> 01:08:27,004 I've seen it. It's the last time that I take a chance with someone like you. 705 01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:31,162 I mean lawyer, not Asian. And you get fired! 706 01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:34,177 What? Frank. No, I can fix it. 707 01:08:34,343 --> 01:08:40,274 Basically I'm still an ally. I slapped a white guy a week. 708 01:08:40,441 --> 01:08:46,731 I am fired from my turn and from my movie. I will never go to LA. 709 01:08:46,898 --> 01:08:51,753 - It's not the end of the world. - It's literally the end! 710 01:08:52,820 --> 01:08:57,108 Clarence and I would rent a house in Malibu. 711 01:08:57,475 --> 01:09:03,054 We would become one of those couples who meditate every day… 712 01:09:03,221 --> 01:09:09,291 and tell the world about it, because that's what they do in LA. 713 01:09:09,411 --> 01:09:10,411 Ok. 714 01:09:11,571 --> 01:09:17,253 And Audrey would hang out with us continuously when he would move there. 715 01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:26,510 - Would Audrey move to Los Angeles? - With the deal closed and as a partner. 716 01:09:28,454 --> 01:09:32,763 - Why didn't you tell me anything about LA? - Lolo, I can't right now. 717 01:09:32,883 --> 01:09:37,688 - Would you move without saying anything? - It won't happen now. 718 01:09:37,855 --> 01:09:41,555 I just got fired. Chao saw the video. Your video. 719 01:09:41,675 --> 01:09:45,512 - Get rid of them. You will find another job. - It's not that simple. 720 01:09:45,679 --> 01:09:52,044 Go to the club where you play squash and you'll get a job from a white man right away. 721 01:09:52,211 --> 01:09:56,381 I worked hard for this job. It's all your fucking fault. 722 01:09:57,248 --> 01:10:01,344 Four teddy bears for four friends. The cappuccino is for Audrey. 723 01:10:01,511 --> 01:10:05,890 Because he doesn't want to try something weird. She is the best. 724 01:10:06,057 --> 01:10:12,313 You told Chao that I knew my mother and you dragged us everywhere. 725 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,734 You still think we're kids on a stupid big adventure. 726 01:10:16,901 --> 01:10:22,240 Grow up, my friend. we are adults you are a child My life was ruined. 727 01:10:23,207 --> 01:10:28,162 Is your life ruined? My own life is ruined, okay? 728 01:10:28,328 --> 01:10:34,518 You will find a new office job. I will never find another Clarence. 729 01:10:34,685 --> 01:10:40,871 Who is to blame? You should have been honest and don't lie to him for three years. 730 01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:45,050 It's her business. Since when are you an advocate of honesty? 731 01:10:45,170 --> 01:10:49,266 Are you friends now? What, like Lilo and Stitch? 732 01:10:51,451 --> 01:10:55,343 - You do bad imitations! - Tattooed pussy! I love you, Kat! 733 01:10:55,463 --> 01:11:00,109 - Fuck you baby! - I'll knock your teeth out, you bastard! 734 01:11:01,152 --> 01:11:05,014 I'm an actor. 735 01:11:05,181 --> 01:11:10,553 And even I am less self-centered than you. 736 01:11:15,199 --> 01:11:16,759 Kat… 737 01:11:16,926 --> 01:11:20,776 Kat is right. You were a lousy girlfriend. 738 01:11:20,896 --> 01:11:24,371 I helped you become a partner to leave me? 739 01:11:24,491 --> 01:11:28,934 - I did it for my career. - You don't belong there. 740 01:11:29,054 --> 01:11:35,273 I don't belong anywhere. I'm not white and i'm very little asian. 741 01:11:35,393 --> 01:11:41,588 - Pure fantasy. Your life is perfect. - When I date a 29 year old? 742 01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:45,951 I've been dating you and saving you ever since when we were children on the playground. 743 01:11:46,071 --> 01:11:50,379 You never tried. Do you want to become a real artist? 744 01:11:50,499 --> 01:11:54,899 Then grow up! Right now you are alone an oyster with a cute hobby. 745 01:11:56,130 --> 01:11:59,080 But at least I know who I am. 746 01:12:00,084 --> 01:12:01,084 You know what? 747 01:12:02,711 --> 01:12:06,533 If we weren't when we were kids the only asian girls in town… 748 01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:09,950 we would never have been friends. 749 01:12:43,334 --> 01:12:47,045 - Sorry. - Thanks for waiting. 750 01:12:47,212 --> 01:12:51,541 We found the evidence for your biological mother. 751 01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:55,836 I can't read this. 752 01:12:56,638 --> 01:13:01,551 Should I call her, or…? Sorry, I don't know how this works. 753 01:13:03,103 --> 01:13:07,599 I'm sorry to say, but he is dead. 754 01:13:10,110 --> 01:13:16,616 I know where she is buried if you want to visit her grave. 755 01:13:17,658 --> 01:13:23,664 - Do you have a friend here, someone to call? - No, okay. Thanks. 756 01:13:23,831 --> 01:13:27,251 Thank you, thank you very much. 757 01:13:42,165 --> 01:13:43,767 Hi, Dad. 758 01:14:00,992 --> 01:14:05,122 Hi, Clarence here. Jesus loves you. Leave a message. 759 01:14:05,288 --> 01:14:11,360 Hi. I know you won't talk again never again with me… 760 01:14:14,126 --> 01:14:16,006 but i hope you listen. 761 01:14:16,273 --> 01:14:21,626 I want to be one hundred percent honest for everything... 762 01:14:21,746 --> 01:14:26,559 and for everyone I've ever jumped. 763 01:14:28,577 --> 01:14:31,188 Let's start with those starting with A. 764 01:15:09,624 --> 01:15:12,135 Sorry, I don't speak Korean. 765 01:15:12,502 --> 01:15:17,417 It does not matter. My name is Dae Han. I am Min Young's husband. 766 01:15:18,484 --> 01:15:20,134 You must be the daughter. 767 01:15:22,321 --> 01:15:25,596 Wait. Are you the…? 768 01:15:25,716 --> 01:15:29,912 No. But I'm glad that I finally know you. 769 01:15:31,455 --> 01:15:34,355 We had only been married a few years before he got sick. 770 01:15:34,475 --> 01:15:35,775 I am sorry. 771 01:15:37,668 --> 01:15:41,020 Those were good years. Although we never had children of our own. 772 01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:45,061 Unfortunately I can't introduce you a little brother today. 773 01:15:46,828 --> 01:15:52,809 He was always talking about you. She was just a teenager when she got pregnant. 774 01:15:54,176 --> 01:15:57,730 Her boyfriend didn't want to to mess up and he denied it… 775 01:15:58,197 --> 01:16:01,677 so her parents sent her away in China until you are born. 776 01:16:03,144 --> 01:16:08,283 They forced her to give you up for adoption, but he never stopped thinking about you. 777 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:15,548 If I had tried to find her sooner, maybe she and i could… 778 01:16:20,627 --> 01:16:24,077 - But it's too late. - There is something you must see. 779 01:16:25,198 --> 01:16:29,403 When he got sick, he wanted to party. 780 01:16:30,070 --> 01:16:36,417 So we hired a boat and set sail in Yeouido Park on the Han River. 781 01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:41,730 Many of us got sick along the way. He found it hilarious. 782 01:16:43,457 --> 01:16:49,238 But it was beautiful. He said goodbye to everyone he loved. 783 01:16:51,574 --> 01:16:52,874 Except you. 784 01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:57,694 So record this for you. 785 01:17:14,888 --> 01:17:20,185 Hi. My name is Min. Sorry, my english is not good. 786 01:17:20,351 --> 01:17:23,973 what are you saying Your English is perfect. 787 01:17:25,139 --> 01:17:30,035 I'm sorry I couldn't to be a part of your life 788 01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:33,198 I wanted it very much. 789 01:17:34,264 --> 01:17:41,446 When you were little, you used to smile a lot and you cried a lot. 790 01:17:43,465 --> 01:17:47,461 I wonder how you are now. 791 01:17:48,654 --> 01:17:53,759 are you a doctor Lawyer; Teacher? 792 01:17:56,370 --> 01:18:01,099 But it doesn't matter. I'm proud to be your mother. 793 01:18:01,765 --> 01:18:04,852 Does it not matter? You didn't tell me. 794 01:18:08,456 --> 01:18:13,586 I hope this message reaches you. 795 01:18:14,153 --> 01:18:15,253 And… 796 01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:30,995 My daughter... I love you. 797 01:18:59,255 --> 01:19:03,075 - Did you get your passport? - Yes, the consulate helped me. 798 01:19:03,242 --> 01:19:08,736 Glad we had a chance to stop by some time together. Do you have to leave already? 799 01:19:08,856 --> 01:19:11,960 Yes, but I'll be back. 800 01:19:12,626 --> 01:19:18,582 Thanks again for everything. How lucky you were at her grave that day. 801 01:19:18,749 --> 01:19:22,728 Thanks, but it wasn't just luck. 802 01:19:23,295 --> 01:19:25,445 Your girlfriends texted me. 803 01:19:26,373 --> 01:19:31,286 Lolo, Kat and… I know I'm saying it wrong now. Dedai? 804 01:19:33,162 --> 01:19:37,105 My parents must have told them. 805 01:19:37,225 --> 01:19:42,155 They wrote that you were in Korea and that I could find you in the grave 806 01:19:42,322 --> 01:19:49,338 - They didn't tell you anything about that, did they? - No. We had started to fight a bit. 807 01:19:50,205 --> 01:19:56,126 I had lost my job and I said horrible things to everyone. 808 01:19:56,693 --> 01:19:58,713 I guess it doesn't concern me... 809 01:19:59,379 --> 01:20:04,134 but the important thing is that your girlfriends they love you enough to forgive you. 810 01:20:04,501 --> 01:20:11,200 And after all their effort, i think they do. Where is he now? 811 01:20:25,546 --> 01:20:28,474 HELP WANTED 812 01:20:44,832 --> 01:20:46,801 Hi, Kat. 813 01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:56,977 - Sorry for what happened, I… - No. No. 814 01:20:57,244 --> 01:21:02,832 I heard your voicemail. All three hours. 815 01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:10,490 Thanks for the honesty. I assumed that you had sex again in the past. 816 01:21:10,757 --> 01:21:16,905 You are so sensual and experienced and I once saw your browsing history… 817 01:21:17,172 --> 01:21:22,752 I wanted to have sex, but I was afraid to not meet your expectations. 818 01:21:23,218 --> 01:21:27,974 And when I saw your tattoo, I was scared and… 819 01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:32,762 When we kiss, I have to leave space for Jesus, to leave God's void. 820 01:21:32,928 --> 01:21:39,351 Because I always get dirty. That's why I wear three underwear. 821 01:21:39,518 --> 01:21:44,018 I love you so much that I almost sacrificed my second best thing. 822 01:21:45,182 --> 01:21:51,221 - And I love dick. - I can be a dick and love you. 823 01:21:51,388 --> 01:21:56,785 Shall we have sex now? What's going on? What's going on? 824 01:22:01,097 --> 01:22:03,124 I saved it. 825 01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:12,967 Thanks, Jin Ho! You switched to medicine. So proud. 826 01:22:13,134 --> 01:22:19,306 There you go. Hot and steamy. tell me if you want hot sauce. You will make it. 827 01:22:25,904 --> 01:22:29,108 - Hello. - "Hi!" was enough. 828 01:22:31,074 --> 01:22:34,426 - Do you work here now? - I am replacing Jing who is sick. 829 01:22:34,546 --> 01:22:36,596 I try to imitate her style. 830 01:22:37,449 --> 01:22:41,637 Number 32! A table for two! 831 01:22:42,712 --> 01:22:44,406 Yes, good. 832 01:22:49,151 --> 01:22:53,211 - Lolo? - Sorry! He doesn't want to talk to you. 833 01:22:53,331 --> 01:22:57,652 I assumed it when I sent her ten messages and did not answer. 834 01:22:58,419 --> 01:23:01,836 Sorry! Family first. I have to do it. Respect. 835 01:23:01,956 --> 01:23:07,387 - I know. Nice to see you. - I'm glad to see you too. 836 01:23:07,854 --> 01:23:12,832 Lolo! Lolo! No, no, no! Stop! 837 01:23:13,199 --> 01:23:17,446 Sorry. I am very sorry. Sorry, guys. Good appetite. 838 01:23:17,612 --> 01:23:21,566 Everything is just chaos and it's all my fault. 839 01:23:22,233 --> 01:23:26,371 Ever since we were kids and I was a scared little girl… 840 01:23:26,538 --> 01:23:32,869 which I always felt I had to prove my worth to everyone but you. 841 01:23:34,036 --> 01:23:36,423 You always helped me. 842 01:23:36,790 --> 01:23:42,002 Only with you did I feel safe to be myself 843 01:23:43,929 --> 01:23:46,379 I didn't know who I was, 844 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:51,768 but you are fine with yourself and you wanted to make me like this 845 01:23:52,102 --> 01:23:55,202 You know me better as far as I know myself. 846 01:24:01,096 --> 01:24:04,946 You were right. I hated it to work at the law firm. 847 01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:09,755 But thanks to you I can do something more important. 848 01:24:10,622 --> 01:24:15,182 I am opening my own law office. Because I know I dare now. 849 01:24:15,302 --> 01:24:18,947 Yes, my friend! Had a devilish threesome in China! 850 01:24:19,814 --> 01:24:20,814 Yes, I had. 851 01:24:23,067 --> 01:24:30,558 It's great that you work here. but you are an incredible true artist. 852 01:24:30,925 --> 01:24:34,150 You must not give it up just because i am… 853 01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:38,774 a liar, wicked, stupid and failed girlfriend. 854 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:41,461 Audrey, I haven't given up. Look. 855 01:24:42,528 --> 01:24:49,106 I sold the lollipop cat. I'm serving just to not be an oyster. 856 01:24:49,226 --> 01:24:54,178 You've always been a best friend from me and I apologize to you… 857 01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:56,543 Just plug it in. Ok; 858 01:25:00,036 --> 01:25:04,371 You are the best friend I could ever have. The biggest support system. 859 01:25:04,491 --> 01:25:07,319 I'm sorry. I took you for granted. 860 01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:12,879 Does it mean you forgive me? 861 01:25:15,067 --> 01:25:16,479 Come here, baby! 862 01:25:20,231 --> 01:25:23,748 Friendship! A table for three? 863 01:25:23,868 --> 01:25:28,656 - Oh my god, come here! - We're back, baby! 864 01:25:29,723 --> 01:25:34,082 - Have you and Kat started talking again? - Yes, I called her and apologized. 865 01:25:34,202 --> 01:25:39,499 - Does that mean you and Kat talked? - We have been in touch. We are like that. 866 01:25:39,666 --> 01:25:45,580 - The four of us to make a new trip. - In South Dakota and the Corn Palace. 867 01:25:45,947 --> 01:25:50,719 Mark it down. Kat and I have a destination in mind. 868 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,264 A YEAR LATER 869 01:25:59,878 --> 01:26:01,078 Bonjour! 870 01:26:06,959 --> 01:26:13,332 Unbelievable! The second annual trip our friends. It will be iconic. 871 01:26:13,599 --> 01:26:18,454 We start with art and culture. The French know how to sculpt boobs. 872 01:26:18,621 --> 01:26:21,248 I like art. 873 01:26:25,844 --> 01:26:29,298 - Is anyone hungry? - Yes! 874 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:36,045 - It's so delicious. - I love this bulgogi. 875 01:26:38,489 --> 01:26:43,853 We drink to the health of Audrey, the awesome boss opening her own company. 876 01:26:44,020 --> 01:26:49,147 At Dedai's incredible game nights where I can make fun of them in Catan. 877 01:26:49,267 --> 01:26:55,573 And to Kat who is in a movie directed by Greta Gerwig. 878 01:26:56,783 --> 01:27:03,827 And to our Frida Kahlo-Lolo, whose lotuses are finally at MOCA. 879 01:27:03,947 --> 01:27:08,894 It is not the museum, but a cafe in Snohomish. So gunbay for that! 880 01:27:09,061 --> 01:27:10,796 Ganbei! 881 01:27:11,580 --> 01:27:15,902 I don't want to spoil our second annual buddy trip, but… 882 01:27:17,069 --> 01:27:21,157 Clarence and I are looking at dates about marriage and just wondering… 883 01:27:22,224 --> 01:27:26,674 - Do you all want to be bridesmaids? - Of course we want to! 884 01:27:26,794 --> 01:27:32,347 All bridesmaids should do the exact same tattoos as Kat's. 885 01:27:32,467 --> 01:27:34,536 Ganbei! 886 01:27:36,537 --> 01:27:42,376 We can tattoo the Chinese flag. Or Princess Peach. 887 01:27:42,543 --> 01:27:44,400 I will do the Eiffel Tower. 888 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,849 - Because of Paris? - No, because... 889 01:27:48,516 --> 01:27:51,516 - Please don't all get tattoos. - If I have already done? 890 01:27:53,646 --> 01:27:56,991 I already have one. Do you want to see it? 891 01:28:02,879 --> 01:28:03,979 It illuminates. 892 01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:08,627 Subtitle: haroldpoi 893 01:28:08,747 --> 01:28:12,015 Translated shortly: haroldpoi.click